Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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