Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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