I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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