That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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