I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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