I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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