is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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