Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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