Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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