Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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