I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This girl is more easily done than said...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she peed on how many people?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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