oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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