found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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