in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We left an ass print on the piano.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Someone signed my nipple.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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