we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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