i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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