I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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