I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I did not marry a roomba.
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