mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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