This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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