Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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