i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We're too hungover to prance.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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