lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize