New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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