I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Actions speak louder than pants.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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