Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm at about main and main street
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
