I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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