Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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