i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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