: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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