that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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