Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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