Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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