do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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