Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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