last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
How's work?
Spinning.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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