She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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