let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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