you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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