Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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