WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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