maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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