there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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