sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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