Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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