Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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