That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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