That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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