I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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