I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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