Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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