Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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