Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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