Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Me too!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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